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Oct. 1st, 2031 at 4:02 PM
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 Caution: handle with care when intoxicated. Do not expose to flames. Punked a Zealot for free rent and an endless bar tab. Friend to animals but not wolves. (He's trying, okay?) May rage at your mini fridge. Ex-skeptic. Committed to avoiding Karate Drama, and maybe having a beach house one day. Again. Both does and does not enjoy a good roast. The more he jokes, the more he deflects. "I'm fine" is code for "I am not fine." Full of Dad jokes and tears and maybe beers. Fond of spirits. Listens to Taylor Swift, and does the full Bejeweled dance when he works out. Unapologetically. Yes, his shirt is on purpose. Still very much in love with his (ex?)wife. First class bullshitter. Insides: SQUISHY AND SOFT. Do not offer him express checkout. Ask him about that book he wrote. (Which one?). No, he will not watch The Shining with you. On the shiver scale: seven and a half skulls. |
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